Senseless Chatter

31 - Do Your Job

Wed, 3 Jun 2009 01:41:00 GMT

Doing things right is way over-rated. Fucking shit up is the way of the future. Who knew that Idiocracy was a documentary?

30 - Candy Smokers

Mon, 18 May 2009 23:25:00 GMT

Another show closer to Jake's impending murder.

29 - Guess What's In Your Food

jake@senselesschatter.com — Mon, 4 May 2009 03:20:00 GMT

Mystery ingredients, black > gay, and thou shalt not drive slower than the fucking speed limit.

28 - Apology Not Accepted, Homo

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:23:00 GMT

Calling your wife "The Queen Bitch of I Told You So" is perfectly acceptable after she "love taps" your nuts.

27 - The Little Big Show

Mon, 6 Apr 2009 01:01:00 GMT

Leading the revolution against shitty kids and asshole dogs.

26 - Weddings Schmeddings

Sat, 4 Apr 2009 02:20:00 GMT

Weddings: A big waste of everybody's time.

25 - Who's The Asshole?

jake@senselesschatter.com — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:05:00 GMT

Every vote counts as we reach out to the listeners to settle this dispute.

24 - Stealing From Casa Bonita

jake@senselesschatter.com — Tue, 2 Sep 2008 01:56:00 GMT

Jake's thug antics lead to a near miss at a themed restaurant and a possibly misleading dinner story. Fortunately, Lara is around to set the record straight.

23 - Stop Spending The Fucking Money

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:31:00 GMT

Jake may spend a little more money than he should, but Lara is a big bully who is mean to the whole world. Take that, bitch.

22 - Hold On

jake@senselesschatter.com — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 05:41:00 GMT

This show's topics include, but are not limited to, roofers, garage/estate sales, and a horny ass cat. Insert the F-word accordingly to comply with Lara's vernacular.

21 - It's Always Your Fault

Sun, 18 May 2008 18:09:00 GMT

A snake tragedy, a threatened lawsuit, malfunctioning home office equipment, makeshift cat chew toys, and somehow Jake is to blame for it all.

20 - We're Back

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:19:00 GMT

It's been a rocky few months, but we finally pulled out the mics.

19 - Stupid Animals

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:50:00 GMT

Decrepit cat, dumb-ass snake, dead bunnies, and suicidal fish. It's like the animal channel, only retardeder.

18 - The Case Of The Missing Beer

jake@senselesschatter.com — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:45:00 GMT

Jake visits church in an inebriated condition and Lara has a semi-broken finger. In addition, our secret of marital survival: bicker like a motherfucker.

17 - No, I Didn't Fuck Your Ex-Wife

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 00:38:00 GMT

Leigh is back and Lara is disagreeing with Jake....again. We talk about fucking banks, estranged ex-husbands, weight loss, and some disgusting medical shit.

16 - Mental Disorders

Sun, 3 Jun 2007 19:00:00 GMT

PMS, OCD, kleptomania, anxiety....holy shit, we are fucked up.

15 - Leigh

Sun, 27 May 2007 22:47:00 GMT

Leigh is in the house, rock on. It's been awhile since our topics have gotten x-rated, but we more than make up for it in this show. Threesomes, double-ended dildos, erotic vampire novels, we've got it all.

14 - Squirrels Are Not Your Friends

Sat, 19 May 2007 19:48:00 GMT

Another missed show? What the fuck? Lara and Jake really need to learn to handle thier alcohol a bit better. Either that or quit drinking altogether......ummm....no....that ain't gonna happen. This week: crackhead squirrels, our friend David from Myspace, and Jake cheats death.

13 - Fucking Ego

Mon, 7 May 2007 01:10:00 GMT

Bitch, Asshole, .....Pshh.....Ffff......Shhh.....Pfff.

12 - So Fuckin' Lost

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 22:30:00 GMT

Jake discovers that mixing Vicodin and microbrews leaves him feeling "So Fuckin' Lost."

11 - Who Needs Romance

jake@senselesschatter.com — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:16:00 GMT

Jake and Lara discuss their secrets of romance, or lack thereof.

10 - Jabba The Cannibal

Mon, 9 Apr 2007 02:18:00 GMT

Reptile geeks hated our very first YouTube contribution, but fuck 'em. They, along with a few others need to be punched in the face. Also, Jake - 1; kitchen sink - 0.

9 - Kick A Dog, You Might Like It

Tue, 3 Apr 2007 23:39:00 GMT

Jake feels like a big man around little rat dogs, and finds a way to answer the age old question, "What do you want for dinner tonight?"

8 - You Poisoned Me

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 19:48:00 GMT

Lara's voice is back to normal, but she was unable to bring herself to have her pre-show libations after last show's incident. We talk about our Halloween props, Lara's hair removal treatment, and how corporal punishment didn't teach us a goddamn thing.

7 - Drunk Bitch

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 21:15:00 GMT

What happens when a borderline midget woman consumes a little too much vodka and Red Bull? The title says it all.

6 - Chicks Have Miniscule Brains

Sun, 4 Mar 2007 18:31:00 GMT

Is 7-11 food really that bad? Lara thinks so. Jake also shares his feelings about other peoples kids.

5 - Hit A Dyke Night

Mon, 26 Feb 2007 23:32:00 GMT

The Sex Expo is here. We also talk about the BK Quad challenge, our first Denver apartment, and how our daughter is cuter than yours.

4 - The Threesome Pact

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:34:00 GMT

We probably share way too much on this show.

3 - Fucking Phone Downloads

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:33:00 GMT

Lara shows just how much she likes squirrels and Jake was supposed to edit something out of the show.

2 - Coin Slots Rule

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:31:00 GMT

Lara doesn't have a wedding ring, Jake is checking out women at the beauty salon, and The Illusionist may or may not suck.

1 - The Dead Cat Show

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:44:00 GMT

An introduction to Jake and Lara as they discuss work, Joaquin, squirrels, pussy, and dead pussy.